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Hippos Handicapping Panel - Lanzarote Handicap Hurdle Preview

WCMI Hippos Handicapping Panel - Lanzarote Handicap Hurdle Preview

Generated: 2026-01-08 11:27:09
Race: Race: 3:17 at Kempton on 2026-01-10
URL: https://www.racingpost.com/racecards/28/kempton/2026-01-10/909682/
LIVE DATA FETCHED: 2026-01-08 11:27:09

The Hippos Handicapping Panel — where memory and mechanisms collide, but only the horses decide.

Our ongoing exploration of the role of Large Language Models (LLM) in sports trading.

Welcome to the Hippos Handicapping Panel — a virtual round‑table of racing minds brought to life with the help of an LLM. Each Hippo has a distinct voice:

  1. Mick – Aussie handicapper and professional punter
  2. Pearl – Canadian academic and causal analyst
  3. Philip – British host who keeps them honest and sneaks in his own Weekend Warrior longshots

Together they blend events and explanations into a lively debate that is equal parts analysis and paralysis.

🏇 Lanzarote Handicap Hurdle

Kempton Park | Saturday 10th January 2026 | 15:17 | Good Ground

Race Context & Likely Shape

The Lanzarote Handicap Hurdle over two miles five furlongs at Kempton presents a fascinating puzzle: seventeen runners compressed into a 25lb band, with the top weight French Ship (12st 0lb, OR 146) attempting to give lumps of weight away to progressive sorts like A Pai De Nom (10st 6lb, OR 124) and Fasol (10st 5lb, OR 123). Kempton's flat, galloping track rewards horses who can sustain a rhythm rather than quicken explosively—think cruising speed over raw acceleration.

The market has settled into three distinct tiers: A Pai De Nom and Lanesborough (9/2) form the front rank, suggesting crowd wisdom sees this as a two-horse war at the top. Behind them, French Ship (6/1) and Beat The Bat (9/1) represent the "class-but-burdened" brigade. The third tier—Fasol, Came From Nowhere, and Just Ennemi all at 10/1-12/1—offers the structural value hunters their playground.

Field composition tells its own story: Paul Nicholls fires three bullets (Captain Teague, Fasol, Just A Rose), Dan Skelton unleashes the progressive A Pai De Nom, while Philip Hobbs relies on French Ship's class to overcome top weight. The ballot has been kind—all seventeen stand their ground, meaning pace should be honest without being suicidal. Expect the Dan Skelton runner to dictate from the front or track the pace, with the Nicholls trio positioned to pounce if the tempo fractures.

🎙️ Philip (Host & Synthesizer)

Right then, welcome to Kempton on a Saturday afternoon where seventeen handicappers will attempt to navigate two miles fice furlongs of hurdles while carrying weights that range from the sublime to the ridiculous. Mick, you've been prowling the social media feeds and studying the stable plots—what's the memory bank telling you about this compressed handicap?

🗂️ Mick (Memory Lane)

Cheers, Philip. Look, I've seen this movie before, mate—big field, tight weights, Kempton's honest gallop. The punters are piling onto A Pai De Nom at 9/2 because Dan Skelton's yard is running at 68% RTF and Harry Skelton's in the saddle. Fair enough. But here's the thing: I'm not convinced the market's got this one right.

Stable Form & Plots
Let me walk you through what I'm seeing on the socials and the form sites. Lanesborough is on an upward trajectory—in his four last runs, three wins or seconds, now rated 130 but still improving. Ben Pauling's yard is ticking along at 54% RTF, which isn't spectacular, but this horse is the real deal. French Ship is the class act—RPR 148, three wins from last four, and Philip Hobbs running at 70% RTF. That's not noise, that's signal.

Collateral Form & Guesstimation

French Ship beat a 142 horse at Newbury last time; I’d call that about a 148 performance carrying 11-8. He’s on 12-0 today, so on straight weight maths you’d drop that to roughly 142 if he runs to the same level. For today’s field, I think mid-140s – about 145–147 – should win it, which he can reach if he improves a little.

Early Market Tells
The wisdom-of-the-crowd is interesting here. A Pai De Nom opened 7/2, now 9/2—that's drifted slightly for the Skelton horse, no question. But Lanesborough has also drifted slightly from 7/2 to 9/2, which tells me the smart money might be waiting. Fasol at 1§/1 moght be an each-way steal—Olive Nicholls takes 5lb off, Paul Nicholls at 63% RTF, and the gelding's won his last two. That's a 123-rated horse who might be better than his mark.

My Selections
Right, here's where I'm landing:

  • Win pick: Lanesborough at 9/2—he's progressive, well-weighted, and the form's rock solid. Ben Jones knows Kempton, and this horse has the engine to sustain the gallop.
  • Safety each-way: French Ship at 6/1 for the place—class is permanent, and Philip Hobbs doesn't send them here unless they're ready. Top weight's a burden, but he's got the RPR to overcome it.
  • Value swing: Fasol at 11/1 looks overpriced. He's won his last two, the 5lb claim is real, and Nicholls wouldn't run three unless one of them was expected to hit the frame.

Look, I've been around the block enough times to know that approximately right beats precisely wrong. The crowd's anchoring on A Pai De Nom because Skelton's hot and the price is short. But Lanesborough's the one with the trajectory, and French Ship's the one with the class. That's where the memory bank's pointing me, mate.

🎙️ Philip to Pearl

Mick's leaning on stable form and collateral patterns, but Pearl, you're the one who asks why things happen, not just what happened. Does the causal structure support his logic, or are we confusing correlation with causation here?

🔗 Pearl (Meaningful Musings)

That's the right question, Philip. Let me unpack the causal pathways because Mick's memory bank is useful, but prediction isn't explanation. We need to understand the mechanisms at work.

DAG Framing: Mediators & Confounders
Think of this race as a directed acyclic graph where weight, class, and pace are the key nodes. Weight is a mediator—it sits between a horse's ability (latent class) and their finishing position. French Ship's OR 146 suggests high latent ability, but the 12st 0lb weight mediates that ability downward. The question is: by how much? If we assume 1lb = 1 length over two miles, French Ship is conceding 22lb to A Pai De Nom—that's roughly 22 lengths of theoretical disadvantage. Can his class overcome that? The RPR suggests yes (148 vs 148), but it's marginal.

Now, stable form is a confounder—it affects both selection bias (which horses run) and performance (how they run). Dan Skelton's 68% RTF is impressive, but it's confounded by the fact that he only runs horses when they're ready. That's not a causal advantage; it's a selection effect. We need to condition on the horse's individual trajectory, not just the yard's aggregate strike rate.

Counterfactual Checks: Pace Scenarios
Let's run the counterfactuals. Scenario one: honest pace, no collapses. In that world, horses with high cruising speed (French Ship, Lanesborough) thrive because Kempton rewards rhythm. Scenario two: messy pace, stop-start. In that world, horses with tactical speed (A Pai De Nom, Beat The Bat) can exploit gaps. The base rate at Kempton favours scenario one—flat tracks produce honest gallops. So the causal pathway runs: honest pace → sustained rhythm → advantage to horses with high cruising speed and low weight.

Feature Clarity: Weight, Class, Surface
The feature that matters most here is the weight-for-age dynamic. A Pai De Nom is a six-year-old carrying 10st 6lb; French Ship is a six-year-old carrying 12st 0lb. No age advantage, just raw weight differential. But Lanesborough is a seven-year-old carrying 10st 12lb—he's theoretically at peak maturity for a hurdler, and the weight is kind. That's a structural edge.

The surface is Good, which at Kempton means fast but not extreme. Horses with high RPRs on Good ground (French Ship 148, Lanesborough 147, A Pai De Nom 148) are all viable. But the collider here is recent form—if a horse hasn't run in 60+ days, their fitness is uncertain, and that blocks the causal path from ability to performance. French Ship last ran 28 days ago (win), Lanesborough 21 days ago (win), A Pai De Nom 28 days ago (win). All three pass the fitness test.

My Selections
Here's where the causal structure points me:

  • Win pick: Lanesborough at 9/2—the causal pathway is clean. He's progressive (upward trajectory), well-weighted (10st 12lb for OR 130), and the pace scenario favours his cruising speed. The mediator (weight) works in his favour, and there are no confounders blocking the path.
  • Each-way structural: A Pai De Nom at 5/1 offers structural value if you believe the Skelton effect is causal rather than correlational. I'm agnostic, but the market's pricing him as if the effect is real, so there's no overlay. Still, he's the most likely to place if French Ship or Lanesborough falter.
  • Progressive risk: Came From Nowhere at 10/1 for those seeking upside. He's a seven-year-old rated 124 carrying 10st 6lb, and his form (33-321) shows consistency without a ceiling. If the pace collapses, he's the one who can quicken. That's a low-probability, high-payoff scenario.

Let's not confuse correlation with causation here. Stable form is correlational; weight and pace are causal. The structure says Lanesborough has the clearest path to victory, and I'm backing the mechanism, not the memory.

🎙️ Philip Challenges Mick

Mick, Pearl's arguing that stable form is a selection effect, not a causal advantage. You're leaning heavily on Skelton's 68% RTF and Hobbs' 70% RTF—are you just chasing correlation, or is there something deeper in the stable plots that justifies the confidence?

🗂️ Mick (Rebuttal)

Fair cop, Philip, but here's where Pearl and I part ways. Yeah, stable form is partly selection bias—trainers run horses when they're ready, no argument. But that's exactly the point, mate. When Philip Hobbs runs a horse at 70% RTF, he's telling you the horse is ready. That's not correlation; that's information. The market doesn't always price that in because punters get distracted by the sexy narrative—progressive six-year-old, hot jockey, whatever.

Look, I'm not saying stable form is the only thing that matters. But when you combine it with collateral form (French Ship beat 140+ horses last time) and the early market tells (Lanesborough drifting slightly, suggesting the sharp money's waiting), you've got a pattern. Patterns are what I trade on. Pearl wants to build a DAG and run counterfactuals—fine, that's her game. But I've seen this movie before: class horse at the top of the weights, progressive sort on the upgrade, market split between the two. The progressive sort wins more often than the market suggests because the weight-for-age dynamic is real, and Kempton's honest gallop rewards horses who can sustain it.

So yeah, I'm backing Lanesborough at 9/2 because the memory bank says this setup favours him. And if French Ship wins, I'll tip my hat to the class horse. But I'm playing the probabilities, not the certainties, and the probabilities say Lanesborough's the value.

🎙️ Philip Challenges Pearl

Pearl, you've built a lovely causal framework, but Mick's got a point—sometimes the simple pattern (progressive horse, good weight, honest pace) is enough. Are you overthinking this? Is the DAG just a fancy way of saying "back the horse with the best recent form and the lightest weight"?

🔗 Pearl (Rebuttal)

That's a fair challenge, Philip, but here's the distinction: Mick's pattern works when the causal structure supports it. The problem is, patterns can mislead if you don't understand the mechanism. For example, Mick's anchoring on Lanesborough's recent form (7221-1), which looks progressive. But is that progression causal (the horse is genuinely improving) or correlational (he's been meeting weaker fields)? To answer that, you need to condition on the quality of opposition.

Lanesborough's last win was in a Class 2 handicap at Doncaster, beating horses rated 116-134. That's a step up from his previous wins, so the progression looks causal. But A Pai De Nom's last win was in a Class 3 Novices' hurdle at Leicester. That's a lower base rate of quality. So if we're comparing causal pathways, Lanesborough has faced tougher opposition and won, which suggests his ceiling is higher.

Now, Mick's right that weight matters—Lanesborough's carrying 10st 12lb vs A Pai De Nom's 10st 6lb. But the weight differential is only 6lb, which translates to roughly 6 lengths over two miles five furlongs.

The DAG isn't overthinking; it's clarity. Patterns are useful, but mechanisms are reliable. And the mechanism here says Lanesborough and A Pai De Nom are both viable. Lanesborough wins if pace favours rhythm. I'm backing Lanesborough because Kempton's honest gallop tips the mechanism in his favour. But I'm not dismissing A Pai De Nom—I'm just saying the market's got him about right.

🎙️ Philip's Summary & Synthesis

Right, let's pull this together before I indulge in my weekly act of financial self-sabotage. We've got convergence and divergence here, and both are instructive.

Convergence: All three of us agree Lanesborough at 9/2 is the horse to beat. Mick's memory bank says the progressive profile and stable form align; Pearl's causal structure says the weight-for-age dynamic and pace scenario favour him. That's a three-way consensus, which doesn't happen often.

Divergence: The split is on A Pai De Nom at 5/1. Mick's sceptical, arguing the market's anchoring on Skelton's hot yard rather than the horse's individual merits. Pearl's agnostic, saying the price is fair. I'm inclined toward Mick feels short for a horse who's stepping up in grade. But I respect Pearl's caution: if A Pai De Nom's ceiling is genuinely higher, the price is justified.

Key Clarifications:

  • Mick, you're backing Lanesborough on pattern recognition and stable form. But if the pace collapses and becomes stop-start, does your thesis hold? Or are you assuming Kempton's honest gallop is a given?
  • Pearl, you're conditioning on opposition quality to assess A Pai De Nom's ceiling. But how much weight (pun intended) are you giving to the fact that his recent runs were at Class 3?

My Consolidated Selections:

  • Win/main: Lanesborough at 9/2—the convergence of memory, mechanism, and market drift is compelling. He's the progressive sort with the right weight and the right profile for Kempton's gallop.
  • Each-way backup: French Ship at 6/1—class is permanent, and Philip Hobbs doesn't send them here to make up the numbers. Top weight's a burden, but the RPR says he can overcome it.
  • Risk add: Fasol at 10/1—Mick's value swing makes sense. She's won her last two, the 5lb claim is real, and Nicholls wouldn't run three unless one was expected to hit the frame.

As Heraclitus might have said if he'd been a punter: "No horse steps in the same race twice, for it's not the same horse, and it's not the same race." Or something like that. The point is, form is fluid, and we're trying to freeze it long enough to make a bet. Good luck to us all.

🧢 Weekend Warrior — The Live Longshot

Right, my weekly descent into narrative-driven madness. This week's outsider is Yellow Star at 22/1, because if I'm going to embarrass myself, I might as well do it properly.

Yellow Star is a six-year-old rated 121 carrying 10st 3lb, which makes him the second-lightest in the field. His form (35F-71) looks erratic, but the last run was a win at Warwick in December. But here's the narrative angle: he's by Sea The Moon out of Aliyfa, which is a stamina-laden pedigree, and Kempton's flat gallop should suit. Gary & Josh Moore's yard is running at 50% RTF, which is middling, but Freddie Mitchell takes 3lb off.

Is he going to win? Probably not. Is he in the model? No. Is he in the memory bank? Barely. Is he in the market? Only if you squint. But he's on the right trajectory, the weight's kind, and the pedigree says "stay all day." If he lands a place, I'll be insufferable until Tuesday (at the earliest). If he doesn't, well, you know the drill.

📋 Quick Racecard Crib

  • Distance: 2 miles 5 furlongs, 10 hurdles
  • Going: Good
  • Runners: 17 (full field, no ballot-outs)
  • Top Weight: French Ship (12st 0lb, OR 146)
  • Bottom Weight: Yellow Star, Just A Rose (10st 3lb, OR 121)
  • Market Leaders: Lanesborough (9/2), A Pai De Nom (5/1)
  • Yards to Watch: Dan Skelton (68% RTF), Philip Hobbs (70% RTF), Paul Nicholls (63% RTF)
  • Pace Scenario: Honest gallop expected; A Pai De Nom or Just Ennemi likely to lead
  • Key Angle: Weight-for-age dynamic favours progressive seven-year-olds (Lanesborough, Came From Nowhere)

📊 Guide Odds — Panel Selections

Horse Odds Mick Pearl Philip
Lanesborough 9/2 ✓ ✓ ✓
French Ship 6/1 E/W E/W
Fasol 11/1 ✓ ✓
A Pai De Nom 5/1 E/W
Came From Nowhere 10/1 ✓
Yellow Star 22/1 WW

Key: ✓ = Win selection | E/W = Each-way | WW = Weekend Warrior

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Panel adjourned. See you in the winner's enclosure—or, more likely, at the bar.

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